Life With My Two-Year Old

Multiple times a day...

I get to hear about the babysitter's husband and his harvest....
   "Bill horn" "twuck full" "Ma (short a sound there) dregon full"  "dumpt out"  repeat 4-5 times in a row
  Translation:  "Bill's corn...truck full...Matt wagon full...dumped it out"

He is also convinced that any tractor, corn field, or wagon belongs to the babysitter's husband...
   "Bill's horn"  "Bill's twactor"  "Bill's dregon"

I have finally figured out that he doesn't say the "k" sound, instead he replaces it with an h sound...
   how=cow   hat=cat   horn=corn  ohey=okay (Anyone see how this could be a little confusing)

He likes to talk about farm animals...
  "Hows moo"  "Pigs {insert snortish type sound"  "Bugs bite hand"

Sometimes animals are just referred to by their sounds
   dogs= "row rows"   ducks= "quacks"   cats="meows"

He has learned to argue with his siblings, especially when he hears the phrase "No, Don, that's mine"...he responds quite quickly with a "No! Mine!"

Being the youngest after two older sisters means that it is fun to play "Pincess"...
   "Look Mom!  Me pincess!  Pincess Don!"

Nothing beats Curious George....
    He loves the show, the movies, and the books!!!

When he get the choice to pick a show or even when it's not his turn, his vote is always....
    "GEORGE!"

Cat food is considered one of his highest delicacies...
    If he helps feed the cats, he is constantly trying to sneak a handful for himself and stuff it in his mouth!

And just like since he was a newborn, the kid is constantly smiling!  He is one easy-going, fun-loving little guy who loves to be outside as much as he can!