Students had been slipping on their responsibilities and work completion this week at Home School Academy so Saturday School had to be implemented!
Curriculum Agenda:
1: Laundry 101
2: Vacuuming 101
3: Pick Up the Crap You Leave Everywhere 404
4: Do You Need Your Ears Checked 305
5: Where Did These Kids Disappear To 405
Lectures Presented:
1: "Butts Do Not Belong in the Dryer"
2: "Vacuums Can't Pick up Trash"
3: "Do You Throw Your Wrappers on the Floor in Your Classroom? No, Well This Is Your Classroom Now!"
4: "Do You Think Shrieking Will Make Us Listen To You Better?"
5: "Kids Missing, Grab a Beer!"
Luckily for the students, everything is Pass/Fail and work can be attempted until a passing grade is achieved!
Outcomes:
Child no. 1 passed with flying colors which was a happy surprise for the teachers!
Children no. 2, 3, & 4 showed moments of glory, but verged on the edge of failure most of the time. Eventually, they turned themselves around and pulled a passing grade
Child no. 5 seemed to create distraction and lead to the non-completion of work by others. It was determined that he would be responsible for the informal observations at this time.
