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Saturday, April 4, 2020

Saturday School...

Students had been slipping on their responsibilities and work completion this week at Home School Academy so Saturday School had to be implemented!

Curriculum Agenda:

1:  Laundry 101

2:  Vacuuming 101

3:  Pick Up the Crap You Leave Everywhere 404

4:  Do You Need Your Ears Checked 305

5:  Where Did These Kids Disappear To 405

Lectures Presented:

1:  "Butts Do Not Belong in the Dryer"

2:  "Vacuums Can't Pick up Trash"

3:  "Do You Throw Your Wrappers on the Floor in Your Classroom?  No, Well This Is Your Classroom Now!"

4:  "Do You Think Shrieking Will Make Us Listen To You Better?"

5:  "Kids Missing, Grab a Beer!"

Luckily for the students, everything is Pass/Fail and work can be attempted until a passing grade is achieved! 

Outcomes:

Child no. 1 passed with flying colors which was a happy surprise for the teachers!

Children no. 2, 3, & 4 showed moments of glory, but verged on the edge of failure most of the time.  Eventually, they turned themselves around and pulled a passing grade

Child no. 5 seemed to create distraction and lead to the non-completion of work by others.  It was determined that he would be responsible for the informal observations at this time.

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