"Here" "This"

Recent Conversations heard around our house...

Saturday morning after he had disappeared during our cinnamon roll making...

Me: "Luke what are you doing in there?"
Luke: "I'm doing this."
Me: "What are you doing?"
Luke: "I"m doing this."
Me: "What 'this' are you doing?"
Luke: "THIS!"

Later that day after Scott had returned from grocery shopping...

Scott: "Luke, where are you?"
Luke: "I'm in here daddy."
Scott: "Where are you?"
Luke: "In here."
Scott: "Where's here?"
Luke: "HERE, daddy!"
Me (having listened to this conversation, after having had the previous conversation, & feeling just a bit ornery): "He's 'here,' daddy, doing 'this!'" :)

3 1/2 year olds are sooo forthcoming with details when being asked for them ;)