Oh, my poor dear husband & the things he says sometimes! (& sometimes it is just how my brain interprets it :)
I went to a baby shower today for a friend of mine & when I arrived home,
Scott said: "How about we go on that B-I-C-K ride now?"
Me: (smiling & laughing a bit) "A what?"
Scott: "Oh, I mean a B-I-K-E ride."
Me: "That sounds much better than a 'bick ride' to me!" :) (poor guy has such grammar & spelling issues~I really shouldn't give him such a hard time!)
Then, later, when we were all out on the porch & he was grilling supper, he says...
"Sassy is licking up the pea juice." (Did you say it out loud & hear what it sounds like?)
Me: "She's doing what?"
Scott: (this time he was laughing) "She's licking up the pea juice, the peas boiled over."
Me: "Oh! I was wondering what in the world was going on over there & that is definitely NOT what I was picturing! ;)