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Sunday, July 26, 2009

Husbands Say the Darndest Things! :)

Oh, my poor dear husband & the things he says sometimes! (& sometimes it is just how my brain interprets it :)

I went to a baby shower today for a friend of mine & when I arrived home,

Scott said: "How about we go on that B-I-C-K ride now?"

Me: (smiling & laughing a bit) "A what?"

Scott: "Oh, I mean a B-I-K-E ride."

Me: "That sounds much better than a 'bick ride' to me!" :) (poor guy has such grammar & spelling issues~I really shouldn't give him such a hard time!)

Then, later, when we were all out on the porch & he was grilling supper, he says...

"Sassy is licking up the pea juice." (Did you say it out loud & hear what it sounds like?)

Me: "She's doing what?"

Scott: (this time he was laughing) "She's licking up the pea juice, the peas boiled over."

Me: "Oh! I was wondering what in the world was going on over there & that is definitely NOT what I was picturing! ;)

2 comments:

Mrs. Gamgee said...

They can say the darndest things, can't they?

~ICLW

Kerri said...

Hahaha! Love it! My sister and her husband are constantly spelling things that they don't want the kids to hear...the problem with that is that it takes my BIL several minutes to figure out each word she's trying to spell out for him. He has a mental block when it comes to hearing words spelled out- it's so funny. Bick ride is hilarious!!
-ICLW